Comments on: Recycle By Making Your Own Toilet Paper

By: comsult

comsult — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:57:46 +0000

Denise you missed out on a great pun…..
These corporations are scared sh*tless to have their shredded docs pieced back together….
LOL
I think that they would be the only ones able to afford this machine. Write it off as a security device….

By: Denise

Denise — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:31:11 +0000

I could see this being the next purchase for the large corporations … hmmm they will never be able to piece together our shredded documents

By: george

george — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:07:11 +0000

HMMMM, Let me see if I can figure this out by per DUMP. No Bad idea, each person is different by per dump and times per dump each day. That old saying,,Hmmm, does a bear crap in the woods is starting to give me an idea. But theres no woods here and many people also don’t live by woods or a forest. BUT we do have many neighbors with backyards and gardens which if you train your body right to go only at night most of your neighbors are sleeping. And if you spread your dumps out by not going in the same yard always they won’t notice, in fact they might even grow bigger veggies.Now this of course is a serious subject since the machine cost 100000$ which is a big LUMP sum in itself. I am only writing this to try and help my fellow man since I know money is tight these days and even the price of toilet paper is very high, especially if you treat your butt with cottenelle or another smooth touch to the booty type paper. If 4 couples each put in 25000$ it might be worth it I have to figure that out still. Problem is that machine looks quite big and my bathroom would not beable to fit it in. Could put it in the living room and pass it off as a computer I am not sure. If anyone else has a solution to this butt wiping problem please write to asses galore. pee pee.com I must be really bored this morning,ah let me go take a good crap, hope I have toilet paper?

By: axiom

axiom — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:51:10 +0000

“Mini rolls”???? Seriously!?

By: Phil

Phil — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:00:12 +0000

Watch out for staples! lol :D

By: Dave T

Dave T — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:51:47 +0000

Are you for real? “Mini rolls?” Just how big is your ass?

By: bob

bob — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:49:06 +0000

…and the dolphins.

By: Byron Russell

Byron Russell — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:33:50 +0000

Maybe the inventor could come up with an invention to stop his own people from killing our whales ie: substitute for their greed.

By: Judy

Judy — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:11:35 +0000

Will ask for one of these next Christmas.

By: Elaine

Elaine — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:47:06 +0000

Could we form a TP Club, to purchase one machine for the entire club. I really resent the overpriced poor quality mini rolls sold at grocery stores.