Read other people’s raunchy text messages
“Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? We do.” So says the front page of Texts From Last Night, an increasingly popular website (and 99¢ iPhone app) that lets you read, vote and comment on text messages.
In case you haven’t yet seen — or participated — in Texts From Last Night (TFLN), you can read all the funny, sexy or potentially offensive texts sent by cell phone users (all uploaded to the site voluntarily) and then vote on whether or not they had a good or bad night, or even reply for all to read, if you like.
Personally, I love this site and paid the mere 99¢ for the iPhone app.
But a word of warning, stop reading this blog entry now if you’re overly sensitive, hate profanity or easily offended. These following examples are what you might find at TFLN:
(404): i hope kanye doesn’t show up to patrick swayze’s funeral. ” i’ll let you get back to your funeral in a minute…but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn “.
(513): Just heard “Kiss Me Though the Phone” for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a sh*tter version of Ja Rule.
(602): She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she’s missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the “expectant mothers” spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Note: the numbers in parentheses are the area code the text was uploaded from. Notice the woman wearing the t-shirt has 416 (Toronto) as hers? Send your texts tonight to text@textsfromlastnight.com
What are some of your favourite texts you’ve read from TFLN? Share!
(514): Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I’m in
(865): she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn’t take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
(702): Guy at red light looking at porn. I’m waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Hehe, there’s a few others I thought were really funny, but figure I better not post them here. :-p
Awesome, Rhonda, thanks for these awesome submissions. Love this site. Been meaning to write about it for Sync for a couple of months!
Cheers,
Marc
(603): My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Yawwwwnnnn. Wasted technology playing to the lowest common denominator of our society. Man, we are doomed if this is what we’ve become. Get a life but don’t look under a rock for it.
I was feeling hunger again. ,