You a dud or stud? New iPhone app rates sexual performance
How good are you in bed? Don’t ask your lover — turn to your iPhone. A new downloadable application claims to rate your skills between the sheets.
How much would you pay to find out how you rated in the sack? For $4.99, the iTunes App Store is selling Passion, a downloadable application that claims to assess your lovemaking abilities (or lack thereof).
Simply tap to start the program, strap the iPhone to your arm or belt (er, just your belt, no pants needed, of course) and press Stop when you’re done the deed.
By using the iPhone’s accelerometer (motion sensors) and microphone, the Passion app takes a series of readings during sexual intercourse and then gives you a rating out of 10 that ranges from “Bad’ to “Perfect,” based on three main criteria: duration (thanks to a timer function), activity (accelerometer) and orgasm (microphone).
If this isn’t humiliating enough — for you and your partner — you can then go online to upload the score and compare yourself against others who have done the same.
Ridiculous or ingenius?
A simply astounding app!
Astounding in it’s stupidity that is. Somebody post the picture, name, and address of the author of the app – then let’s find them and push them down a flight of stairs.
Look, the only one whose opinion matters is the chick whose cervix is getting launched into orbit by my joy wand …
I totally agree with you….the person who is receiving the joy wand and sent to orbit should be the one to decide if her lover is doing “what he is suppose to be doing” and If he is not satisfying his partner “SHE” should be telling him instead of faking it….Life is too short..bring it or go the hell home to “suzy palm”.
C’mon Kip, tell the truth. It’s not a cervix you’re launching into orbit, it’s a prostate.
clitorus not cervix, 2.3/10, kinda sloppy, actually, Kip.
I think you just got a 1/10 and you’re upset about it. lol
11:01 PM to 11:02 PM Ahhaha! ‘Try again’
Ridiculous!
A machine can measure that now too? Holy crap… what next? A machine that smokes for you? LOL!
They came out with an app to measure your cooking skill before too. Only bad cookers got mad at the app though.
This is hilarious! I want to try it out, i know i’d get a 9 or 10 tho :P
With a name like “MistaDigga” you should get a 10 out of 10. lol!
This app is totally “ridiculous” to rate yourself sexually…but very interesting too to see who takes the test.
if you have to stop and ask a machine while you are doing than you already have your answer. -1 you wouldn’t even register as high as 0
PRICELESS! i love the comments. makes me giggle.
i’d try it with my baby just for the challenge; rediculous or not. another creative excuse to push him for an all nighter! (“i bet i can score higher than you…okay, now my turn…now mine…!”)
by the way, try aiming for the kidneys from behind…she’ll give you a 10, for sure!
I agree who the F&$% is this person to tell me how good I am when my partner gets off extremely satisfied… Pfft what a crock of crap!
Ha, you guys are all just talking crap cause you suck in bed
This has got to be the most stupid Iphone Application ever to come out like who cares if your not the best at sex..? It doesnt matter if she enjoys it..?
Brett great comment, LOL not really buddy, it does matter if she enjoys it or not. If she does not enjoy it, what makes you think she will want to SHIKA SHIKA WAA WAA more often. but back to this application BS, it’s ridiculous are people so incompetent in life that they need to turn to a machine for answers. your answers are right in front of you all you have to do is one simple thing “ASK”.
LOL! Angel girl I like the way you think girlfriend “koodoos” for you and Brett i could tell “suzy palm” is your best friend, by the statement you made. lol
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