This news is strictly below-the-belt! Read on — if you dare.
Philips has just announced its aptly-named Bodygroom, an all-in-one body hair groomer designed to remove hair “everywhere below the chin…including the sensitive areas below the belt” says the press release.
It goes on to suggest “with warmer weather on its way, it’s time for men to shed their woolly coats, and prepare to show some skin.”
Yes, don’t you hate it when you’re buck naked at the church barbeque with an embarrassing mullet in between your legs?
Now, I’ve heard of a Brazilian wax before but this is a bit much. This “manscaping” tool, as Philips calls it, is allegedly less painful and less expensive over time than waxing, and more precise than razor blades.
Um, usually I don’t like to read "razor blades" and "groin area" in the same paragraph.
Philips maintains a well-groomed body is not only aesthetically pleasing, but is important for comfort and hygiene, too. What — didn’t you know shaving body hair removes trapped bacteria that causes body odour?
OK, I’m as “metrosexual” as the next guy, but would you use this thing? Or admit publicly? Tell us if you buy into this below-the-belt “hair today, gone tomorrow” philosophy.
The Philips Bodygroom is available nationwide for $59.99. Read more about it at — you guessed it — www.shaveeverywhere.ca.